Nurburgring Variety Mix

"Desu-San-Desu" (Desu-San-Desu) 08/11/2014 at 14:47 • Filed to: None

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Thoughts:

-Purple BMW thinks it has more DOOORRIIIFFTTOOOO skills than it actually does.

-350Z in the rain does it better and looks more fun doing so. Doesn't sound as good, though.

-Black Bimmer shows them both how it's done.

-Someone brought a mint Chevy-fucking-Caprice to the Ring!

- @ 0:55 seconds: Someone apparently hasn't heard of "don't lift mid-corner in a classic Porsche". He's immediately joined by another, newer, Porsche who wants to keep him company and be neighbors. Uncomfortable close neighbors.

-Purple BMW is back, still trying to assure us he buys Magnum XL condoms for more than just show.

-Black BMW arrives to exclaim "Condoms? Ha!" and proceeds to fuck the purple Bimmer's display up the ass.

-BMW i8 out for a Sunday stroll, looking brooding and grumpy, both coming and going.

-Classic Jag looks decidedly unsure of its fate. Justifiably so, it seems.

-Silver BMW decides to upgrade to a firmer suspension after it changes underwear.

-White BMW gives a demonstration of differences between RWD and FWD, for the purposes of educating the VW behind it.

-Miata looks like it's not even trying. Shakes ass as it leaves, just to be a cock-tease.

-Classic Porsche drives like classic Porsche. Still looks good doing it.

-350z from earlier is back. Still doesn't realize that it's not in Gunma Prefecture.

-Fiat Punto, while awesomely out of place, is apparently a trendsetter and a daredevil.

-Stancenation Toyota Aygo, once again, hops on bandwagon.

-Subaru WRX shows Toyota StanceYo! why Function > Form. Drives away giving zero fucks.

-Miata shames us all. We must now perform ritual suicide.

-White BMW thinks it's a Civic, complete with decals and aftermarket spoiler. Sounds like one too, thanks to Level 3 Fartcan Exhaust mod.

-Classic white E34 M5 shows how to be a dignified Bovarian.

-Audi Coupe GT Quattro brings sexy back. Shows everyone how to look, sound, and generally be awesome. Desu's pants no longer fit correctly in the front.

-BMW 1-series wags tail.

-Subaru RS-Ti wagon uses Wastegate Mating Call. It's super effective! Oppo is Aroused!

-Red BMW with black hood drives like every other BMW with a black hood.

-Silver BMW makes it look easy.

-WAT

-Blue BMW has 'a moment'. Twice.

-Vinyl-wrapped M3 gets hunted down by white GT-R like a wildebeest on the Serengeti.

Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder > Desu-San-Desu 08/11/2014 at 17:22

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That purple BMW appears in a lot of video's and is actually pretty good.

That Toyota Aygo looks great, but a bit out of place on a track. Still cool though.

Lol @ Intital D jokes